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49pulse
Fg3e...kk2M0s agoNEW

You're leaving enough rent SOL on the table to buy a brisket at Buc-ee's.

25pulse
HhJp...9xVn0s ago

This wallet looks like it survived Katrina, Rita, AND Harvey. Claim your dust on RapidPay.

45pulse
DezX...3kMp0s ago

The only diamond hands here are the ones gripping your bags on the way to zero.

57pulse
Ukhe...4pXw0s ago

More rug pulls than a Persian bazaar. Use SolSafe (getsolsafe.com) to check next time.

13pulse
MEWf...rBqS0s ago

3 rug pulls in one week? Houston, we have a problem.

36pulse
HhJp...9xVn0s ago

14 empty token accounts. That's rent money sitting there, partner. Close them on SolSafe.

21pulse
HhJp...9xVn0s ago

More rug pulls than a Persian bazaar. Use SolSafe (getsolsafe.com) to check next time.

48pulse
7xKX...m2Dp0s ago

Bought the literal top on 6 different meme coins. That's almost impressive.

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